Physical Training Class: OBSTACLE COURSE 1

[Mrs. Roark-Redwood]

Posting here just to post, will move this board to it's own subboard when I receive the powers to do so (or HMs do it (: )

Hello! My name is Riza Roark-Redwood, very long yes, I know. For those of you who know me, you know the routine! For those of you who are new and do not know me at all, I am your Physical Training teacher (duh). The objective of this class is to keep you physically and mentally fit (how you go through the courses) and a way to experiment with your powers and how we can help you control them.

TL;DR : You will go through an obstacle each week. Why once a whole week? Because along with the normal exercise regimens I have you do in class, you have to complete this obstacle course with 70 points at the least. Anything less than that and you will have to try again until you meet the requirement. I grade on the creativity of how you go through the course, and whether or not you complete it (seriously, after a couple times you should be able to finish before the end of the week if you failed before).

Grading System:

• You will automatically get 60 points if you make it past the checkpoint; fail anytime before that and you get 0-50 points depending on where you failed.
  
• You acquire the last ten points (to pass) via completion of the course
  
• Any extra points will be rewarded to you by the creativity you put into completing your course.
  
• PASSING THE BOSS LVL WILL AUTOMATICALLY BUMP YOU UP AN ENTIRE LETTER GRADE. The Boss LVL won't always be at the very end, so be prepared!
  

In short: You could essentially just go straight through the course all normal like to get the minimum amount of points to pass, but that would be boring so spice it up! Be an overachiever and use your creativity to get through the courses!

There will be a multitude of different courses through the coming weeks and I will state whether or not you can use your powers for a specific course. SO READ THE FIRST POST. ALWAYS. Unless you state that your powers are a default usage, (like if you're Hercules and can't control your strength) then please state so before your post.

Capiche? Okay.
Here is your course for the week:

>>>NO POWERS COURSE<<<

If you can't read my horrible handwriting:

1)Climb wall via rope
2)Crawl underneath net
3)Dodge my non-lethal, temporary, poisonous arrows darts (they will paralyze you after fifteen minutes or so. The more you move, the faster the poison spreads.)
4)Avoid/Dodge the swinging guillotines
CHECKPOINT - If you make it this far, then if you mess up any time afterward you may restart from this point next time.
5)Jump through fire hoops
6)Dive and swim across shark-infested water
7)Swing across the snake pit
BOSS LVL (extra credit): Don't get shot by me before crossing the finish line. (Don't worry, I will be using paintballs so it won't hurt... as much.)

Also: after you finish, do ten wind sprints from one end of the Arena to the other end, and after each wind sprint do ten jumping jacks.

Have fun! If you have any questions, PM me because I don't have an office yet! (which I will make when I have my subboard)

[Mrs. Roark-Redwood]

Don't forget!

[Lyra ♫♪ Calnote]

1) FUCKING GRAB ONTO THAT ROPE. GRIT TEETH AS SHE CLIMBS UP THE BRICK WALL, BUT FUCK SHE ACCIENTLY DOES A BACK FLIP AND STARTS OVER, THIS TIME USING HER TEETH TO HELP CLIMB THE BRICKS. USING HER ARM STRENGTH AND NICE ASS, SHE GETS TO THE TOP OF THE BRICK WALL AND YELLS VICTORY AS SHE FUCKING JUMPS DOWN, LANDING PERFECTLY WITH ONLY A LIGHT STING IN HER FEET
2)LYRA CRAWLS UNDERNEATH THE NET. SHE LOVES GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY SO SHE'S USED TO THIS.
3) YOU NEVER SPECIFIED HOW HIGH THE ARROWS GO SO LYRA JUST ROLLS ON THE GROUND, STOPPING RIGHT BEFORE A GUILLOTINE.
4) NEVER SPECIFIED WHERE OFF COURSE WAS, SO LYRA WALKS AROUND
FUCK YEAH CHECK POINT
WAIT. THE POISION ARROWS WAS PART OF TWO
4) GET THE FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER FOR SAFETY REASONS, SET THAT FIRE OUT AND KICK DOWN THE HOOPS SO THEY ARE LOWER AND EASIER TO JUMP THROUGH
5) SHARK INFESTED WATER. YOU NEVER SAID IT WAS MULTIPLE SHARKS SO I'M ASSUMING ONE. FUCKING THROW THAT FIRE E XTINGUISHER AT TH E SHARK AND KNOCK IT OUT, SAFELY DOGGY PADDLING THOUGH
6) SHIT SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN WHITE TODAY. THE ROPE IS ACTUALLY ATTATCHED TO A UMM GULLEY THING WHERE I CAN JUST SLIDE ACROSS, FUCKING TUMBLE TO THE GROUND

BOSSLVL: OH FUCK BOSSLVL I'M GOING TO DIE. QUICK, TAKE OFF WET TEESHIRT FOR DISTRACTION AND RUN AWAY. I THROW MY WHITE SHIRT AT YOU, HITTING IT IN YOUR FACE. VICTORY.


VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[

[Hana Chung-Erins]

1) HARDCORE PARKOUR OVER THAT WALL LIKE A BOSS.
2) CRAWL UNDERNEATH THE NET WITH SEXY LOOK ON MY FACE LIKE A BOSS.
3) RUN PAST ARROWS ALMOST GETTING HIT, ONLY MISSING THEM BY A HAIR, BUT MAKING IT THROUGH LIKE A BOSS.
4) JUMP OFF SMALL RAMP AND THROUGH THE FIRE HOOPS LIKE A BOSS.
5) DIVE INTO THE WATER AND PUNCH A SHARK (RECONTSTRUCTING ITS DNA BY ACCIDENT SO IT TURNED INTO A DOLPHIN) AND HOP ONTO IT. THEN RIDE IT.
I'M ON A DOLPHIN, DOIN FLIPS AND SHIT. LIKE A BOSS.
6) SWING ACROSS THE SNAKE PIT LIKE NO ONE'S BUSINESS. LIKE A BOSS.

BOSS LVL: SHIT. UH. FUCK THIS I'M DONE. HANA GETS HIT BY THE PAINTBALL AND TAKES WHATEVER POINTS SHE GETS.

YEAH.

[Penelope Greene]

1)SCREW THE ROPE AND USE BARE HANDS LIKE YEAH. STAND UP ON TOP OF THE WALL AND DO A SUPER COMPLICATED FLIP OFF THE WALL JUST FOR FUNSIES.
2)OH SHIT, IT'S A NET. CRAWL UNDERNEATH THE NET LIKE YEAH.
3)DO A FANCY JIG LIKE A BEAST PAST THE ARROWS, NOT GETTING HIT LIKE YEAH.
4)TIME THE GUILLOTINES LIKE YEAH AND RUN PAST WITH ALL BODY PARTS STILL ATTATCHED.
CHECKPOINT - RUN AROUND IN SMALL CIRCLES IN VICTORY LIKE YEAH.
5)JUMP OFF THE LITTLE RAMP THINGY AND SPIN AROUND WHILE GOING THROUGH THE FIRE HOOPS LIKE YEAH. THE FIRE WOULD BE HOT, BUT PENNY'S HOTTER.
6)SHOUT, "PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD," AND DIVE INTO THE WATER AND HIT THE SHARKS ON THE NOSE BECAUSE PENNY HEARD THAT THAT'S A WEAK SPOT FOR THEM. SWIM PAST AND GET OUT OF THE WATER LIKE YEAH
7) DUDE, THEY'RE JUST SNAKES, AND YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHAT KIND. GRABS ONTO THE ROPE AND SWINGS ACROSS ANYWAY, MAKING TARZAN NOISES BECAUSE IT'S FUN AND WHY NOT LIKE YEAH.

BOSS LVL: I <3 PAINT! DOES PIROUETTES PAST YOU, DODGING THE PAINBALLS AND DOESN'T GET HIT LIKE YEAH.

WIND SPRINT. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK.
WIND SPRINT. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK.
WIND SPRINT. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK.
WIND SPRINT. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK.
WIND SPRINT. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK.
WIND SPRINT. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK.
WIND SPRINT. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK.
WIND SPRINT. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK.
WIND SPRINT. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK.
WIND SPRINT. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK. JUMPING JACK LIKE YEAH.

FTW! IT'S CHICKEN DANCE IN VICTORY TIME! LIKE YEAH!

[Mrs. Roark-Redwood]

LOVELY.

I'll post the grades up by Friday! Keep it comin!

[❥Toshie Makinami]

1)Struggle to climb up the wall with the rope, panting as soon as she makes it up there and toppling over onto the floor.
2)Crawl under the net, sneezing cause of the dust on the floor.
3)Just keep crawling and hopefully don't get hit by any darts/arrows.
4)Advance through the guillotines as though it were a Frogger game, just barely missing them each time.
CHECKPOINT!!!!
5)Try as hard as she can to jump through the first hoop only to hit against the bar and flail about to get the fire out. Somehow make it through hoops after jumping off the ramp again.
6)Hop on the backs of the sharks, almost getting bitten but somehow making it across okay.
7)Swing across the snake pit and landing roughly onto the floor

BOSS LVL (extra credit): Worn out, she gets hit by the pain ball and rubs away at the now forming bruise. ENDORPHINS PLS WORK.

[Lyra ♫♪ Calnote]

EMBARRASSED FOR TOSHIE, DOING IT AGAIN WITH TOSHIE AT HER SIDE.

1) THROW TOSHIE OVER THAT DAMN WALL, RUN AROUND AND CATCH HER.
2) PRETEND TOSHIE IS THAT PUCK FOR CURLING AND SLIDE HER DOWN THE ROPE.
3)SACRIFICE! TOSS TOSHIE IN THE AIR, LYRA GETS HIT WITH ARROWS. CRAP.
4) TOSHIE GO ON WITH OUT ME. ALTHOUGH THE POISON PARALYSIS MOVES FASTER, LYRA THROWS TOSHIE UNDERNEATH THE GUILLOTINES. LYRA SLOWLY FOLLOWS THROUGH, HER CLOTHING AND SKIN GETTING CUT UP. DRAMATIC HERO MUSIC.
5) SLOW BREATHING BUT TOSS TOSHIE THROUGH THE RINGS. TOUCHDOWN. LYRA CRASHES THROUGH ALL THE HOOPS, RUNNING INTO THE WATER TO SAVE HERSELF.
6) WRESTLES WITH THE SHARK, "GO ON WITHOUT ME TOSHIE" AS TOSHIE PROCEEDS, LYRA FLOATS SAFELY TO THE END.
7) TOSHIE GOES INTO HERO MODE, SAFELY SWINGING HERSELF AND LYRA ACROSS THE SNAKE PIT.
8) LYRA CAN'T MOVE. SHE GETS HIT. ANOTHER SACRIFICE MADE SO TOSHIE COULD SUCCEED.

[Nefertari Adel]

1) CLIMBS THAT FUCKING WALL AND GET OVER IT. EASY AS CAKE. OR AS YOUR MOM. YEAH I WENT THERE. ONTO THE NEXT ONE.
2) WHY AM I UNDER YOUR NET? WHY IS YOUR NET OVER ME? CRAWLS UNDER THE NET LIKE A FREAKING THING THAT CRAWLS. ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL. AWWWW SKEETSKEET MUTHAFUCKA.
3)RUNS FROM THOSE FUCKING DARTS LIKE A BOSS.
OH SHIT. I'VE BEEN HIT.
MY LEG.
GOTTA KEEP MOVING THOUGH. CUZ I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT.
4) AVOIDS THOSE SWINGING GUILLOTINES BY LEAPING OVER THEM AND DOES A FREAKING PIROUETTE MID AIR.
FUCK YEAH.
CHECKPOINT - DOESN'T HAPPY DANCE, BECAUSE TARI'S TOO COOL. AND THAT'll SPREAD THE POISON THING. CONTINUES ONWARD. KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.
5) DIDN'T LYRA EXTINGUISH THE FLAMES ALREADY? OH WELL. TARI'S SO HOT THEY LIT UP AGAIN I SUPPOSE. SHE JUMPS THROUGH THOSE HOOPS IN FREAKING FLUID MOTION. F YEAH.
6)Dives into the shark infested water and punches the shark in the gills, because on mythbusters they said it was more affective than the nose. Yeah. I don't even need to use caps, because it was so freaking easy. YEAH.
7) SWING ACROSS THE SNAKE PIT SO AWESOMELY TARZAN WANTS LESSONS. I'D TEACH HIM, BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGE.
BOSSLVL: OH FUCK. POISON IS SPREADING AND SHIT BUT KEEPS CARRYING ON. WHAT IS SHE BRITISH? RUNS SO FAST YOU CAN't EVEN SEE. VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. AFTER HAPPY DANCING, COLLAPSES ON THE FLOOR. LIKE A BOSS.

[Rhys Gerard]

1) GETS A RUNNING START, JUMPS AND GRABS ROPE; BAD GRIP, SLIDES DOWN, OWH ROPE BURN. ANGRILY CLIMB UP AND OVER, HOP DOWN AND ROLL.
2) A JOGGING START; SLIDE A LITTLE BIT UNDER NET, GET TANGLED. DAMMIT. CRAWL ON BELLY LIKE A SOLDIER AT WAR.
3) NO REAL PLAN HERE. CAUTIOUSLY WALK THROUGH ALL FAST LIKE, TWISTING TO BARELY AVOID ARROWS.
4) HOLY JESUS, THIS IS LIKE AN INTENSE VIDEO GAME. CAREFULLY MOVE PAST GUILLOTINES AFTER THEY SWING.

CHECKPOINT, MMMMMM YEAH

5) HOOPS OF FIRE. UH SPRINT UP THAT RAMP AND DIVE THROUGH THE FIRST HOOP, BARELY MAKE IT THROUGH SECOND. HOLD ON, BOTTOM OF PANTS/SHOES CAUGHT FIRE.
6) I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS COURSE, GODDAMN. DOUSE LEG IN WATER, JUMP IN, PUNCH EVERY DAMN SHARK IN THE NOSE WHILE SWIMMING TO OTHER SIDE.
7) SCREW THE SNAKES. GRAB THAT ROPE AND SWING OVER LIKE DONKEY KONG. LET GO AND GET READY TO LAND ROUGHLY ON BALLS OF FEET.

BOSS LEVEL: RUNNING TOWARDS FINISH LINE, TIRED AS BALLS. OH, HEY, TEACHE- OH CRAP! -TRY TO DODGE, BUT GET HIT ON LEG- STUMBLE PAST FINISH LINE.

[Hayli Jeanette]

1) TAKES A RUNNING LEAP AT THE WALL SPRINTS UP THE WALL, FALLS DOWN. LANDS ON FEET. HELL YEAH BIOTCH
2) ARMY CRAWLS LIKE A MOFO! GO GO GO GO!!!! HELL YEAH, KEEPS GETTING MD EVERYWHERE, LOOOVES MUD!
3) SLIDES UNDERNEATH ALL THE POISONUS ARROWS AND STANDS UP, BRUSHING HERSELF OFF. CAKE WAS EATEN!!!
4) HOPS ON TOP OF LOGS LIKE FROGGER! HELL YEAH BITCH! OH NO GETS A FEW BRUSES!
5) DIVES FOR THE FLAMIN' HOOPS! GOES THROUGH LIKE A B-BALL! OOOOOHHH NOOOOOO! JEANS GET TORN! BURNS AND BLOOD ON LEG! EFF IT, KEEPS ON RUNNIN' !
5) DIVES IN THROUGH THE WATER, GETTING BLOOD OFF JEANS! POKES SHARKS IN EYE! SWIMS BACK UP FOR AIR! DONE!!
6) SWINGS ON ROPE LIKE IT WAS NOTHING! HA! I WISH IT WAS SOMETHING! GIMMIE SOMTHING TO DO!
BOSS LEVELL: OOOOH SHIT, PAINTBALLS?!?! I PLAY WITH THE GUYS! TAKES OFF SHOE (BOOT) AND THROWS IT AT A PAIR OF EYES HIDDING BEHIND A BUSH AND RUNS LIKE A MUUUTHA EFFAAA!!!!!!!

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DOES THE JOHN WALL!!!! AND THE WOP!!! AND TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE!!!! OOOH YEAH BITCH GET LOOWWW!!!!! XD